if it can fly
it should die
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
Being on a diet more like
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess
only northern hemisphere kids will get this joke right now: winter
Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
- Who helped you in your difficult times.
- Who left you in your difficult times.
- Who put you in difficult times.
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 fucking minutes later.
just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me